The fastest path to scoring a date is to stand out from the crowd.
It seems like these nine funny singles took things a little bit too far.
Imagine that an individual approaches you at a party. E.g., one of my ads said that I lived in a million-dollar home.
Here are nine examples of how NOT to word your phone chat welcome message.
"There is a little place in the jumbled sock drawer of my heart where you match up all the pairs, throw out the ones with holes in them, and buy me some of those neat dressy ones with the weird black and red geometrical designs on them." "Angry, simple-minded, balding, partially blind ex-circus flipper boy with a passion for covering lovers in sour cream and gravy seeks exotic, heavily tattooed piercing fanatic, preferably hairy and stinky, either sex, for whippings, bizarre sex and fashion consulting.
E.g., writing that you're new in town prompts a variety of questions, such as "Where did you move from?
" In contrast, writing "I love sitting by a fireplace, talking about everything and nothing," prompts no responses.
But never mind, fellas, because here's the best part: None of this complicated crap makes the slightest bit of difference! Sure, they're interested in seeking out intelligent men to have sex with.