Johnson previously dated model/rocker Matthew Hitt. The two have been on and off for years, but were last seen together in 2016.
An article entitled 8 Reasons to Try Online Dating Now appeared in my inbox today.
He hadn't mentioned an eating disorder in his online profile, so I was unprepared for the surgical precision with which he cut an omelet and toast into perfectly rectangular "soldiers"--his word, stacked them and then placed a napkin over his head, behind which he consumed the "soldiers." When the check arrived it was revealed that he had left his wallet in his other Daisy Dukes, and also did not consider a 20% tip to be adequate.
As I excused myself to go to the ladies room, where I assured him there was an ATM from which I could extract additional tip funds, he asked if after breakfast I'd like to go to the King's Road Park in West Hollywood to make out, assuring me, "It has lots of secluded areas." I suggested he wait five minutes and then get the shovel, duct tape and latex gloves out of his trunk and wait for me in the parking lot. The authors remind us that we should have a practice job interview before the real deal, so why not hit the ol' batting cage of dating, as well?
The Coldplay singer was last linked to British actress Annabelle Wallis.